I can’t believe it’s taken me this many years to figure it out. If it was a simpler solution, I would have had this figured out years ago. As it turns out, there is a scientific formula. It goes something like this:
loneliness + desire to date + dating = confusion + frustration
dating + “free” dating sites = fear + disgust + cynicism
frustration + chocolate = less confusion
loneliness + vibrator = momentary happiness
dating + blogging about it + chocolate + vibrator = an absence of loneliness
I may not win the Nobel Peace Prize for the above calculations, but that’s okay. The above sums up the degree of excitement (or should I say apathy?) I’m feeling about dating at the moment.
The good news is that I am getting a serious change of scenery next week. I will be checking out as many eligible men as possible in California. It’s a big state and I’ll only have 4 or 5 days, but I’ll see what I can come up with.
Meanwhile, Harley and I have plans to hang out on Friday night. Hmmm. I wonder if it will pan out?
Cindy Thomas
This is the first thing that has made me smile all day!! Thank you.
I will remember the equation 🙂
I LOVE THIS EQUATION. I might have to make us bumper stickers.
YAY HARLEY! I am psyched to hear about how you guys get along (or not!)!
Cool. I like bumper stickers 🙂
Harley and I are definitely on for Friday. We also talked on the phone last night…a first!
Dang, I’m missing a lot of stuff in that equation.. I better fix that stat! heh
I love this!! Man I think I have to put something back in to use. No wonder . . .
:)! Do you think they will check my bags if I transport vibrators to Puerto Rico?
I hope everyone has at least one good vibrator. I bought one a few years back and I bought it online. One of the joys of online shopping…anonymity…it’s a “massager” anyway 🙂
AttainingMe: How many do you have and are you planning on taking them ALL to Puerto Rico?!!
haha. I have 5-10?. Definitely not in use. Let’s say i had a great boyfriend once and he was the catalyst of my purchases.
I suppose that’s why they aren’t in use. A vibrator to me was always something initiated by a great lover where no boundaries existed. The opposite of what vibrators can and should be now to me.
THank you for reminding me. And I think taking ONE is a good place to start. But I am rather nervous. Buying one there may be better, but the lack of anonymity in PR makes the airport scenario seem slightly less daunting. Hmmm