I can’t believe it’s taken me this many years to figure it out. If it was a simpler solution, I would have had this figured out years ago. As it turns out, there is a scientific formula. It goes something like this:
loneliness + desire to date + dating = confusion + frustration
dating + “free” dating sites = fear + disgust + cynicism
frustration + chocolate = less confusion
loneliness + vibrator = momentary happiness
dating + blogging about it + chocolate + vibrator = an absence of loneliness
I may not win the Nobel Peace Prize for the above calculations, but that’s okay. The above sums up the degree of excitement (or should I say apathy?) I’m feeling about dating at the moment.
The good news is that I am getting a serious change of scenery next week. I will be checking out as many eligible men as possible in California. It’s a big state and I’ll only have 4 or 5 days, but I’ll see what I can come up with.
Meanwhile, Harley and I have plans to hang out on Friday night. Hmmm. I wonder if it will pan out?